life will write the words

You’ve been so unavailable, now sadly I know why,

Your heart is unobtainable,

even though Lord knows you have mine.

(Source: hartorotica, via serfbort-serfbort)

petparent:

Please tag your opinions as wrong 

(Source: barebackinq, via hotboyproblems)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via stability)

baptisms:

i still can’t believe jimmy neutron was a real show that aired three seasons and was an oscar niminated movie

baptisms:

i still can’t believe jimmy neutron was a real show that aired three seasons and was an oscar niminated movie

(via partynoxious)

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

(via tony-abbott-fan-club)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they

(Source: psychologicalfact, via khaleesinewbooty)

classyemmarie:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

classyemmarie:

MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU

SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN

he broke character?!

YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!

(via here-and-nowhere)

idreamofjimmy:

what the fuck kind of fantasy world does Sheen live in

(via tony-abbott-fan-club)