life will write the words

I’m super good at making friends. #beyonce #queenbey #britney

I’m super good at making friends. #beyonce #queenbey #britney

Good Morning Upper East Siders. #ues #nyc #met #xoxo  (at Steps at The Met)

Good Morning Upper East Siders. #ues #nyc #met #xoxo (at Steps at The Met)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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youaintpunk:

sarajevomoja:

talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

youaintpunk:

sarajevomoja:

talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

(via tony-abbott-fan-club)

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

(via stability)

wolverxne:

New York 2014 - by: { SamAlive } | [Follow on Tumblr]

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Jessica Lange in American Horror Story trailers

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amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

(via tony-abbott-fan-club)

berryciesta:

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

Tale as old as timeOlder than that guyBeauty and Maurice

berryciesta:

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

Tale as old as time
Older than that guy
Beauty and Maurice

(via drunkdaydreams)

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

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“Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows.”
— Awesome quotes (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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