life will write the words

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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epic-vines:

spider-Juan

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curvellas:

remember when all we had was that dusty ass looped snippet of grown woman from the pepsi commercial to get our lives to for MONTHS? that was a cold and lonely time for bey stans.

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joutei:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

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hello-brittana-is-love:

teamheya:

Naya is that you

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OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA

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necrophilofthefuture:

attention tumblr

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firelorcl:

fact: your dick changes colours depending on your mood

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borinq:

fast vs slow shutter

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trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

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homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
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