life will write the words

snatchingyofav:

PLEASE BE TRUE 😊😊😊😊😊😊

(via malikmydick)

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

(via hotboyproblems)

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

(Source: stepintomyrhythm, via nertburger)

stargates:

why is this so hard

(via nertburger)

shecamemyway:

magnacarterholygrail:

sageoftenpaths:

OH MY GOD

WHY AM I DYING SO HARD

LMFAO

(Source: vine.co, via manhubofficial)

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via nertburger)

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

lamapalooza:

do you ever just wanna be a hoe

(via partynoxious)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via annperkns)

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

(via annperkns)